After my long night of live blogging the NBA Draft, I've been thinking about different things I could spend my time writing about. The NBA offseason? The Tigers baseball season? The Detroit Shock? Wait, scratch that last one. But then I found something that needed my immediate attention.
- Lions end shitty season
- Lions have high draft pick and debate rages over who they pick
- Lions use high draft pick on offensive player (usually receiver) to get fans excited
- I start to think that "maybe this season they could win 8 or 9 games" you never know...
- The Lions kick us all in the balls with another shitty season
- Rinse and repeat
"Jon Kitna is a touchdown assassin."
"He will throw his spirals of absolute vigor and absolute destruction into the
hands of (pause) Mike Williams."
Well there goes what little credibility you have. What kind of crazy Lions fan mistakes Roy Williams and Mike Williams? He corrects himself saying it was a "bad memory seeping in," but for future reference let me give you a handy way to tell them apart.
Roy Williams = Good
Mike Williams = HORRIBLE
"The Lions are no longer a laughing stock, they are prime stock. If the
Lions were a stock they'd be so expensive that no one could buy them."
"The L in NFL stands for Lions. The N stands for (long pause) Not
Gonna....something the Lions I'll think about that later and put it in another